White pet hair will always end up on your black clothing… even if you don’t own a white pet.
The more popular something/ someone is, the more fun it is to express your hate for it
It’s almost funnier when you quote something and no one has any idea what you are talking about.
when you find the perfect someone, chances are they’ve already found theirs.
Internet homework assignments are always worse because there are so many websites to distract you.
When it is cold out, you wish it’s warm. When its really warm, you wish it was really cold.
When you study hard for a test you always seem dissatisfied with the results, but when you forget to study and take the test last minute you always seem pleased with the results